I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMThey must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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