All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
BO BURNHAMThey must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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