Change is such hard work.
BILLY CRYSTALIt is better to look good than to feel good.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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