Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
BILLY CRYSTALIt is better to look good than to feel good.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Don’t give up your power.
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