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Billy Crystal

What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Dad Home Style
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
[I did impressions] of relatives because I heard so many different sounds. My dad was in the music business and of course my uncle was a giant [music producer], but my dad in particular had the house filled with these Dixieland jazz stars.
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Dad Stars Uncle
When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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Art Comedy Way
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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Ashes Friday Passion
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Comedy Kids Scary
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country

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