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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

Billy Crystal

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep
You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Death Kids Love Own Play
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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Father Introducing Kids Producer Years
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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Remember Same Things
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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Actors Character Directors

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

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