Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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It is better to look good than to feel good.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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