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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

Billy Crystal

I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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Comedy Jazz Thinking
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
I never stopped believing in us and I never felt like I was wanting for anything, except for my father, and that was not going to be. I describe in the book [that] I don’t think I ever felt young again in that way.
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Believe Book Father
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
Don’t give up your power.
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Don't Give Up Giving Up Power
You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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Hands Kids Play
I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Goes Laughing On
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Death Kids Love Own Play
That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Comedian Host Mentality Situations Thinking
When I’ve gotten criticism, it’s that it’s too long, too soft, didn’t hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What’s he doing hitting the government?
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Criticism Government Long
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country

It’s money. I remember it from when I was single

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