I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
BILLY CONNOLLYI always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
BILLY CONNOLLYIf you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
BILLY CONNOLLYI’ve never done a comedy club in my life. It’s weird because I don’t have the same background as most comics. I don’t have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
BILLY CONNOLLYI don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
BILLY CONNOLLYSave the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
BILLY CONNOLLYI worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. … That can keep me awake for days.
BILLY CONNOLLYI was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt.
BILLY CONNOLLYDon’t vote, it only encourages them.
BILLY CONNOLLYThere’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
BILLY CONNOLLYWhenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
BILLY CONNOLLYOutgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
BILLY CONNOLLYA well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
BILLY CONNOLLYI used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.
BILLY CONNOLLYMy advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
BILLY CONNOLLYIf Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
BILLY CONNOLLYWhen I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.
BILLY CONNOLLY