I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
BILLY CONNOLLYI love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I’m going back, but I’m not. I’d rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Don’t work out, work in.
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The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you’re a zombie. And you’re talking about politics to somebody at the table and you forget that you have a bullet hole in your forehead.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone.
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I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience.
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I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I’m desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I’m going back, but I’m not. I’d rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.
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Try to live in a place you like.
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Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
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didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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