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BILLY CONNOLLYIt’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do.
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Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.
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Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you’ve blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that… wrll, it’s because the national anthem is boring.
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As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Try to live in a place you like.
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I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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I think of my life as a series of moments and I’ve found that the great moments often don’t have too much to them.
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When I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.
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I’m a huge film star… but you have to hurry to the movies, because I usually die in the first 15 f–ing minutes. I’m the only guy I know who died in a f–ing Muppet movie.
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There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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