I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
BILLY CONNOLLYIt’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he’s telling them all different things.
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Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do.
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Without arts programmes there’s only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.
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I used to be a folk singer, but I was… dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.
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I once travelled to Adelaide on Emu Airways. I was 5,000 ft up in the air when someone pointed out to me that emus can’t fly
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People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
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A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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There’s nothing like it, but it’s not as good as you think it’s going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club’s badge – but not a sausage.
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There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.
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I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
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I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
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Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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