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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

Bill Watterson

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World

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