It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONVan Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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