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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

Bill Watterson

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON

Light Sleep Summer
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON

Cute Friday Life Sunday
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
BILL WATTERSON

Liked Thing Understand
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track

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