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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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Accomplish Funny Life Motivational Nothing
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed

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