Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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