That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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