Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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