Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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