The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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