Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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