It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSONHold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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