Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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