I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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