I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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