Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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