Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
BILL WATTERSONReality continues to ruin my life.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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