Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
BILL WATTERSONReality continues to ruin my life.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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