If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONReality continues to ruin my life.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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