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Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Day Every Ideas Motivation New School
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday

Reality continues to ruin my life.

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