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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.

Bill Watterson

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising

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