Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONNothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSONI wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
BILL WATTERSON[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
BILL WATTERSONWhat a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSONRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONThey say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
BILL WATTERSONHey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
BILL WATTERSONTomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
BILL WATTERSONIsn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
BILL WATTERSONI’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
BILL WATTERSON