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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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