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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

Bill Watterson

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like

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