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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

Bill Watterson

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging

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