I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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