I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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