The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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