If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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