The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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