Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONWhen life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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