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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Bill Watterson

A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON

Avoiding Hobbies Slips
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSON

Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
BILL WATTERSON

Hate Point Stories Thinking
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
BILL WATTERSON

Creating Good Life Thinking
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSON

Faster Reading Sweat
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
BILL WATTERSON

Congratulations Forever Long
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
BILL WATTERSON

Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
BILL WATTERSON

Hate Kids Like
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
BILL WATTERSON

Dark Imagine Thinking
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
BILL WATTERSON

Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
BILL WATTERSON

Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSON

Life Needs Surprise
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
BILL WATTERSON

Looks never Prepared
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSON

Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON

Ignorance Learning Waste

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

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