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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Bill Watterson

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

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