The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONI wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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