Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
BILL WATTERSONI wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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