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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Bill Watterson

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

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