Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSONGood friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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