We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
BILL WATTERSONGood friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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