I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSONGood friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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