Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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