My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
BILL WATTERSONYou know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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