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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Bill Watterson

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
BILL WATTERSON

Fully Great Minded Potential
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
BILL WATTERSON

Cheat Game Idiotic Lose Play Sneaky Some Undermanned
I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Aggerations Character Expression Moving
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON

Fairness Favors World
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Witty
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
BILL WATTERSON

Frustration Life Like Running

You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

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