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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Bill Watterson

I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
BILL WATTERSON

Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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Footstep Important Made Matter Precious
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Book Jobs Meaningful
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
BILL WATTERSON

Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON

Cute Friday Life Sunday
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
BILL WATTERSON

Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing

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