A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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