Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSONNow if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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