A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
BILL WATTERSONA little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
BILL WATTERSONYou know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BILL WATTERSONWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSONHappiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSONNever argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONMothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSONAt school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
BILL WATTERSONGetting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSONRaised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSONI’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONI was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
BILL WATTERSONI thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSON