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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Bill Watterson

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut

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