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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Bill Watterson

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self

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