If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSONIt’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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