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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Bill Watterson

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Art Gratifying People Someone Write Writing
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love

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