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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Bill Watterson

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Demand Kind Sacrifice
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Avoiding Hobbies Slips
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Drugs Missing Rooms Trashed
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less

If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

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