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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Bill Watterson

My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards

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