Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONIf your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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