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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Bill Watterson

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
BILL WATTERSON

Dark Imagine Thinking
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
BILL WATTERSON

Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
BILL WATTERSON

Art Deconstruction Needs Offering Sometimes
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
BILL WATTERSON

Higher Paper Standards
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Dad Dark Daylight Mean Truth
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSON

Life Needs Surprise
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSON

Mean Wonder
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON

Done Hard Surprising
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON

Bad Helping Mood
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less

Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

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