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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
BILL WATTERSON

Faces People Possums
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSON

Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON

Conformity Connect Dots Way
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder

Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

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