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Bill Watterson

On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since

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