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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.

Bill Watterson

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON

Fairness Favors World
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.

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