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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.

Bill Watterson

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Celebrities Class Common Ideas People
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
BILL WATTERSON

Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients

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