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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.

Bill Watterson

Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Autopsy Bigs Mouths People
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life

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