The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONI hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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