I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSONI’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
BILL WATTERSONSleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSONThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
BILL WATTERSONIf you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONMaybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
BILL WATTERSONThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
BILL WATTERSONMy likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
BILL WATTERSONSomeday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
BILL WATTERSONCounty library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSONWe all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSONLife is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
BILL WATTERSONI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
BILL WATTERSONEvery time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
BILL WATTERSONMy whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON