Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONBarney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
BILL WATTERSON -
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON -
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON -
Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
BILL WATTERSON -
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSON -
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSON -
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
BILL WATTERSON -
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSON -
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
BILL WATTERSON -
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSON -
But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
BILL WATTERSON -
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON -
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
BILL WATTERSON -
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
BILL WATTERSON






