When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSONBarney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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