Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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