If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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