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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
BILL WATTERSON

Drawing Reality Writing
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Refuse Wonder World
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
BILL WATTERSON

Enjoy School Smock Sunday
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
BILL WATTERSON

Alive Art Moving
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON

Snow Winning
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON

Light Sleep Summer
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
BILL WATTERSON

Problem Tiny Trouble
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
BILL WATTERSON

Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
BILL WATTERSON

People Relate Related
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
BILL WATTERSON

Children Mom Motivational
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON

Conformity Connect Dots Way
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSON

Lobotomy Needs Saws
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
BILL WATTERSON

Generation Running World
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
BILL WATTERSON

Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word

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