Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONWeekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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