Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
BILL WATTERSONI’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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