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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Bill Watterson

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Color Crayon Order Perfect Pointy
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think

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