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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Bill Watterson

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Courage Different Everything Lonely Pretty
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

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