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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Speaking Talking Thinking
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Learning Snowflake Thinking Unique
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People

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