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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Bill Watterson

Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Kids Publication School Yearbook
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving

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