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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.

Bill Watterson

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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Fantasies Head Realistically Since
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Change Different Funny Life
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running

As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.

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