Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
BILL WATTERSONAs “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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