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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.

Bill Watterson

Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Buttons Funny Light
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Contact None Sometimes Think Universe
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
I would turn out rough idea after rough idea, and he would veto eighty percent of them. I pretty much prostituted myself for six months but I couldn’t please him, so he sent me packing.
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Idea Packing Percent Prostituted
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think

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