[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
BILL WATTERSONI’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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