When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSONI’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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