Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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