Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
BILL WATTERSONNo sport is less organized than Calvinball.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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