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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet

Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Enjoy School Smock Sunday
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way

Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet

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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet

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