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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.

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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Hobbes Thinking Wells
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Around Figures Hang Right Secret Tricks
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood

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