Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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