It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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