MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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