Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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