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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Adulthood Growing Thinking
You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Humans Pride Source
Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Believe Evil Men
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible

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