Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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