Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
BILL WATTERSONThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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