There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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