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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Bill Watterson

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Lobotomy Needs Saws
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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Guy Humorous Look Thinking
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Life Needs Surprise
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Architect Form Function
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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Envy Successful Years
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

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