I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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