I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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