Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
BILL WATTERSONIf people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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