Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSONI know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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