The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
BILL MAHERThe idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
BILL MAHERThe church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
BILL MAHERIn the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
BILL MAHERAt some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERReligion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
BILL MAHERWe have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHERSuicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
BILL MAHERSex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
BILL MAHERIf you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
BILL MAHERIn this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERI always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHERIf you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
BILL MAHER