False hope really makes you cynical.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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