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The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.

Bill Maher

The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People

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