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The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.

Bill Maher

Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Abuse Children Follower Leadership Yourself
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Check Funny People Support
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money Yourself
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Boy Embrace History Ideas Low Slow Technology

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