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The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.

Bill Maher

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Ourselves Trust
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Himself Intention Object Room Strange Way
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself

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