Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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