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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Bill Maher

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight

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