Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
BILL MAHERLet’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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