Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
BILL MAHERThe Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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