To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
BILL MAHERTo those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
BILL MAHERThere is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
BILL MAHERHave you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
BILL MAHERThe problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
BILL MAHERThe Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHERI think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHERTo a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
BILL MAHERIn an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERLittle do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
BILL MAHEROur mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
BILL MAHERIs it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
BILL MAHERYou can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
BILL MAHERI always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHERMen are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
BILL MAHER