Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
BILL MAHERNow people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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