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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Myself Religious
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Disorder Faith Flying Initiative Plane Thinking
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Angry Generation Machine Question Young
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Consensus Religion Sanity
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Cash Crime Discussion Legal War
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
BILL MAHER

Against Gay Sexuality Yourself

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