Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
BILL HICKSIs it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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