I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
BILL HICKSIs it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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