When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
BILL HICKSWhen two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
BILL HICKSI’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
BILL HICKSIf you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
BILL HICKSEver notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
BILL HICKSI don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
BILL HICKSTo me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
BILL HICKSI’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSWhy is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
BILL HICKSI don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
BILL HICKSWhile I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
BILL HICKSI’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
BILL HICKSEnjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
BILL HICKSWatching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKSI am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
BILL HICKSLife is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
BILL HICKSIt’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
BILL HICKS