No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
BILL HICKSPeople say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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