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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

Bill Hicks

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Artist Culture Perception Western
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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Perfect Thinking Want
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Drug Poor Rich War Week
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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Misanthropic People Theory
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Drink Friday Weekend
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

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