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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?

Bill Hicks

I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Bible Book Chocolate Race
Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ideas Revolutionary Tattoo Worry
Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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Approved Party Rocks Stars
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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Believe Creating Order Planet Purpose
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Belief Funny God Humor Rush
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
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Christian Running Wish
While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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Freedom Religious Speech Years
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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Country Funny Humor Intelligence War
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Drug Facts Make Psychedelic Realize
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious

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